Talking of delighting customers - look at this.
This company provides a selection of tents and caravans at all of the major UK festivals. All you have to do is turn up dump your things and join in the fun. They'll even arrange for your favourite CDs to be there for you too (should there not be enough live stuff I presume). They provide all the gear you need whilst your there and when you leave, you just leave. They'll pack the tent away!
What a great and innovative service. Uberpremium. So if you're someone who fits the description in the title, look no further for a place to rest your head this summer.